Our Story

In the magical town of Clifton Hill, four zany Aussies stumbled into a bar called "The Royal": Barry, the flamboyant publican; Sheila, the quirky dairy farmer; Bruce, the eccentric designer; and Kylie, the hyperactive salesperson who spoke in rhymes.

At the bar, they mixed rainbow glitter, unicorn tears, and fairy dust into a glass, creating HARD SOFTY - a mind-bending fusion of sensations. Word spread, drawing global visitors eager to taste the drink that defied logic and delighted taste buds.

Raising their glasses, the Aussies toasted to the joyful chaos their whimsical minds had unleashed upon the world.

Love from Barry, Sheila, Bruce & Kylie